JUBILEE SPECTACULAR: UPDATE FROM THE MILL

This report comes live from the Eggs studio at Islington Mill! With only 10 days left to go until 'ROYAL RUCKUS' operations are in full swing. Working alongside the brilliantly mental cat masked curators of crank that is CHERYL; this is shaping up to be a most eggs-uberantly, jubilantly, diamond party!  

 With word spreading fast, even the usually slow on the uptake national press are starting to take note as Rachel Cooke pondered in May's Observer Food Monthly 'What is it with the royal family and eggs?'

Well we've been asking the same thing luv and we think you'll find it boils down to mutual respect.
Whilst Gary Barlow's been dragging Prince Harry and his tambourine around the world trying to find the music, we've been in Salford dreaming and scheming our own devoted tributes to our beloved Monarchy and  although  we cant completely let the cat out of the bag there's been rumours of; TIME TRAVEL, WIG FASHIONING,

FACE SELLOTAPING, DIRTY HOME VIDEOS, MYSTERY GUESTS and HEADBUTTING.

  Now sling yer 'ook
Do what?
  You 'eard.